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I Spend Most of My Day Watching Videos of Happy North Koreans
I Hate When The Weather Girl’s Tits Block the Weekend Lows
When Will a Retarded Super-Computer Compete on Wheel of Fortune?
If a Politician is Doing a Good Job, He Should be Able to Bang Whoever He Likes
I Suck at Dating in L.A. For The Same Reasons Finches in the Galapagos Have Different Beaks
I Steal Two-Dollars-An-Hour of Office Supplies To Make My Wage Respectable
Do We Really Need the Riot Fence For the Women’s World Cup?
If The Cat in Heat Outside My Window Doesn’t Shut Up, I Will Have Sex With It
The Next Hiker Who Doesn’t Respond to my “Hello” Is Getting Nudged Off This Cliff
The Trick to Reducing Your Wedding Invitation List is Inviting More Imaginary People
Visiting A Friend’s Baby is Visiting a Friend’s Mentally-Challenged Penguin
What’s the Acceptable Wait Time for the Trader Joe’s Sample Station?
I Lose Fights With My Girlfriend For The Same Reason Nations Lose Wars
Where Does the Ankle-Length Skirt Rank Among Bad Jewish Fashion?
I Was Improperly Prepared for Bankruptcy by Wheel of Fortune
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